Romance doesn’t stand a chance when you are both stuck at home

What was that thing people used to say about familiarity and contempt?

How many times would you say you’ve seen The Muppet Show?” I ask my husband as we set out on our daily walk. We are yet to decide whether it’s Route 1 (examining the melee outside Five Guys in a vaguely censorious fashion) or Route 2 (navigating the confusing one-way signage in the market). “I don’t know,” he says. “Not that often. Why?” “Because you must have hummed the theme tune daily for 26 years,” I say, molars clenched. “You’re humming it now. You don’t even realise you’re doing it.” It occasionally varies: sometimes he hums a French children’s TV programme theme tune; sometimes the Human League’s Don’t You Want Me. Those three. Twenty-six years.

If you haven’t had a conversation about something like this recently, you’re probably living on your own. Actually, if I were on my own, I would have picked a fight with myself by now. I have innumerable annoying habits: putting my shoes on chairs and my mugs on every surface, failing to dry the high-maintenance cast iron pans, or spending £17 in Marks & Spencer with no meals to show for it.

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