After a lifetime amassing useless trivia, the craze for quizzes in lockdown should have meant it was Séamas’s time to shine…
Like any couple who’ve been together for more than a decade, my wife and I are quite frank about the things we most dislike about each other. For me, it would be her inability to deal with air travel. There is not a single aspect of flying that does not present itself as an opportunity for her to become angry and resentful. Her terror of being late for things – fostered, I should admit, by my incredible skills in that very area – means she takes no risks with timing. This has become worse over time. We started out arriving at the airport three hours early. Now we set off about eight weeks before departure, allowing time for her to powerwalk through duty free, loudly considering every tragedy that might befall us between there and our destination.
I begin by being ‘a bit grabby with the pen’, before graduating to ‘full-on megalomaniac psychopath’
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